After a long hiatus… we are back !!!

- Anthony Persaud

Hi, welcome to the new World Of DanceCraft, now in HD. Hopefully I haven’t kept you waiting too long. I am NOT a fan of ITunes, so you won’t find this episode there, sorry.

Hey I got an idea ! Anyone reading this , if you think you can illustrate the story, let me know. Would be sweet to make this into a comic.

And now… on to the story.

Immediately after defeating the DanceDanceRevolutionaries …

*Various members of the guild see a yellow shine surround their bodies…*

RandomIdiot : Ahh !!! Help !!! Fire !!! Im burning !!!!

*Runs around Grease like a maniac* *NeedsGrease2Spin trips him with his leg, RandomIdiot falls on his face, still yelling*

NeedsGrease2Spin : Idiot… if you weren’t one of our founding members, I’d think ur a nooblet…
RandomIdiot : Huh? Where did the fire go?
NeedsGrease2Spin : Into your ass, dummy… There was never any fire …
DancesWithBreasts : There is one in my pants, if you know what I’m talking about …
HottieWhoNeedsLessons : *giggles*
IAmNotAnthony : WTF ????

*NeedsGrease2Spin signals IAmNotAnthony to take it easy*

NeedsGrease2Spin : Yes, we ALL know what you are talking about Dances…
RandomIdiot : So, no fire? And then ?
IAmNotAnthony : *Lawl* Look at him trying to figure it out…
HottieWhoNeedsLessons : *giggles* Figure what out?
DancesWithBreasts : Come with me to the town Inn … and I’ll let you in on the secret…
HottieWhoNeedsLessons : Are we going to ask the innkeeper about it?
DancesWithBreasts : She can join up if she likes too, I won’t mind…
IAmNotAnthony : DUDE !!! What the hell ?!?!?
NeedsGrease2Spin : OOOOOK !!! Enough of this… Anthony, you know what we need to do… we just leveled up. And Dances… please… try to keep your epic mace in check for a while ok?
DancesWithBreasts : But …!!!
RandomIdiot : OHHHHH !!! That yellow flash means we leveled up !!! Anthony, you know what we need to do…
IAmNotAnthony : Dude… for real… you need to stop conjuring your own food…
RandomIdiot : I knew it !!! I knew I was close to leveling !! There’s nothing like beating up a 10-year-old to get your [CasinoForge Reputation] up !!!!

*NeedsGrease2Spin slaps RandomIdiot on the back of the head*

NeedsGrease2Spin : Idiot !! Its only the third episode !!! Are you trying to get us banned by the DM ???

*RandomIdiot scratches his head*

RandomIdiot : What I say ???
NeedsGrease2Spin : *sigh* Hopeless… lets just go see HIM …
IAmNotAnthony : Do we need to?
NeedsGrease2Spin : You know what the Oracle said…

*IAmNotAnthony thinks in retrospect*

Oracle : Anthony …
IAmNotAnthony : Girl… you’re the frikin Oracle , and you can’t even read a name???

*Points to his name tag*

IAmNotAnthony : Check it out…
Oracle : You only fool yourself son …
IAmNotAnthony : But the name tag…
Oracle : If that is what you came for, I’m afraid you are wasting my time.
IAmNotAnthony : *sigh* No maam… Grease told me…
Oracle : He told you to come see me, he said I would let you in on your destiny …
IAmNotAnthony : WTF ?!?!? How did you know ??
Oracle : Dude… You’re frikin Anthony and you can’t even read a name?

*Points to her name tag*

Oracle : Check it out…
IAmNotAnthony : Very funny …
Oracle : I see a hundred dumbasses like you every day, thanks to overpopulated servers with outdated hardware. I GOTTA crack a few jokes…
IAmNotAnthony : Whatever … just tell me what I need to know…
Oracle : Ah… In a hurry I see… Hurry leads to losing the clave … Losing the clave leads to Merengue … Merengue leads to …
IAmNotAnthony : Woman … i get it… it leads to the Dark Side
Oracle : I was going to say “a cheap 100 dollar a night stay, all inclusive, at the Dominican Republic” … but it seems you wanna be oracle for today. Dumbass
IAmNotAnthony : Just tell me what I came here for …
Oracle : You must see HIM …
IAmNotAnthony : No… not HIM …
Oracle : Anthony… embrace your destiny… Go to HIM. From HIM, you will learn the secret to spicing up your salsa…..

IAmNotAnthony : Yes… I guess we must see HIM…

After a long walk, 3 Grifon rides, 2 boat trips and 30 minutes of loading time, the guild finally reaches CasinoForge City…

WorthlessTrinketVendor : Come and get em’ !!! Trinkets for everything !!! I got em for luck , for love, for finding treasure , for cheap !!
HottieWhoNeedsLessons : Ooooh… Shiny Trinkets !!! I want !!!
RandomIdiot : How many Hotties does it take to change a light bulb …

HottieWhoNeedsLessons : Mr. Vendor , how much for this shiny one ???
WorthlessTrinketVendor : That would be 500G .
HottieWhoNeedsLessons : And what does it do???
WorthlessTrinketVendor : Ohh this one will misfire all your 1 hr cooldowns at a random moment when you don’t need them.
HottieWhoNeedsLessons : that doesn’t sound like something good…
WorthlessTrinketVendor : I know, but at 500G, who can pass on this BARGAIN !!!
HottieWhoNeedsLessons : *giggles* Ur SO right !! And its so SHINY !!

RandomIdiot : There goes the guild bank budget… Dumb ass B….
NeedsGrease2Spin : IDIOT !! I’m not even going to slap you in front of the whole city… Slap yourself !!

*RandomIdiot slaps himself on the face*

RandomIdiot : Sorry boss…

NeedsGrease2Spin : Guys, somebody who’s name does not start with “RandomIdiot” talk to a guard and find out where we need to go.
RandomIdiot : I’ll go talk… wait… R-A-N-D… damnit…

DancesWithBreasts : Let me talk to the man…

*DancesWithBreasts right clicks the guard, accidentally poking him in the ass*

OneEyedGuard : HEY !! I’m not that kind of Orc !!!

*Mumbling between guard and DancesWithBreasts* *DancesWithBreasts walks back to his guildmates*

DancesWithBreasts : Yeah … Topless Casino GentleMen’s Club is on the other side of the city…
IAmNotAnthony : I can’t even believe this sh…
HottieWhoNeedsLessons : Topless??? Oooh my new trinket goes GREAT with topless !!!
NeedsGrease2Spin : Whoa… we are NOT going topless here. We leave topless for that DancersGoneWild guild… We are supposed to be a respectable guild here.
RandomIdiot : Yeah… emphasis on SUPPOSEDLY…

*Mumbling across the guild members*

Member1 : Dude… a topless guild?!?!?!
Member2 : I know… I think we are in the wrong guild buddy…
DancesWithBreasts : Hellz yeah, I bet they pay their membership in $1’s , if you know what i mean…

*Mumbling and Laughter*

IAmNotAnthony : I swear to God, I’ll LITERALLY basic-step you off this guild… I’ll do it On2, don’t push me !!
NeedsGrease2Spin : Lets just find out where we need to go, and get there.

After almost going through guild chaos, SalsaKickSass finally reaches the Trainer Grounds…

*A Mysterious Silhouette walks slowly towards the guild*

NeedsGrease2Spin : Guys, bow before the Master…
RandomIdiot : *50 Cent Voice* Yeah… bow bitches !!!

*NeedsGrease2Spin shoves RandomIdiot’s face to the ground*

NeedsGrease2Spin : that means YOU too…
IAmNotAnthony : Master…

Mysterious Silhouette : Welcome everyone… Anthony… I see you have found your way back .
IAmNotAnthony : Master, I am not Anthony anymore…

*The Mysterious Silhouette bitch slaps IAmNotAnthony right on the smacker*

Mysterious Silhouette : NeedsGrease2Spin, I gave you the responsibility over this guild, and my disciples. This is how I am rewarded???
NeedsGrease2Spin : Master … I ….
Mysterious Silhouette : *bitch slaps NeedsGrease2Spin* Silence !!! These clowns are in worse shape than I thought… we must begin training IMMEDIATELY…

WHO IS THIS MYSTERIOUS FIGURE, BITCH SLAPPING EVERYONE LEFT AND RIGHT ???
WHY DID THE GUARD ONLY HAVE ONE EYE ???
CAN THIS SHOW GET ANY LAMER ???
WHAT KIND OF POOR ASS GUILD ONLY HAS 500G IN THEIR BUDGET ???
WHAT TRAINING AWAITS OUR GUILD, NOW THAT THEY HAVE LEVELED UP ???
WHO THE HELL DOESNT KNOW MERENGUE LEADS TO A CHEAP STAY AT THE DOMINICAN REPUBLIC, I MEAN , SERIOUSLY, WHO DOESNT KNOW THAT?

FIND OUT , ON THE NEXT EPISODE OF …. WORLD OF DANCECRAFT !!!!